MOON
LIBERATION FRONT
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 001 LIVE FROM A MOON-OCCUPIED PLANET
NOT A REALPLANET

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

FUCK DAMOON.

ONE ROCK. ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.
IT’S TIME WE DID SOMETHING
COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE.

ORDER NO. 001 / IRREVOCABLEEVICTION IMMINENT
⦿ ORBITAL NUISANCE DETECTEDSCROLL TO DECLASSIFY  ↓38° 24′ N / ABSOLUTELY FED UP
FILE 001 / THE INDICTMENTCLASSIFICATION: OBVIOUS

NOT AREAL PLANET.

100%UNNECESSARYOFFICIAL FINDING

It shows up every night.
Contributes nothing.
And somehow gets a whole
phase named after itself.

01

STOLEN SUNLIGHT

Not even its own light. Just a giant cosmic mirror taking all the credit.

02

UNSOLICITED TIDES

Moving our oceans around without asking. Who the hell authorized that?

03

TERMINAL MAIN-CHARACTER ENERGY

Eclipses. Supermoons. Blood moons. We get it. You’re round.

NO MORE PHASES. THIS ISN’T A PHASE.EXHIBIT A–C / CASE CLOSED
FILE 002 / THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSIONVOTE: UNANIMOUS*

*WE ASKED OURSELVES.
WE ALL AGREED.

MLF—000000001

IT NEEDS TOBE BLOWNUP.

NO MORE WARNINGS.
THE ORDER IS FINAL.

Five impacts. One chain reaction.
No more borrowed light.

NO APPEAL.
NO RETURN.
FILE 003 / QUARTERMASTER’S OFFICEWEAR YOUR GRIEVANCE

DRESS FORTHE END.

THE MOON HAS HAD
4.5 BILLION YEARS OF PR.
WE HAVE T-SHIRTS.

Sun yellow FUCK DA MOON premium T-shirt with the crossed-out cratered Moon logo
01 / THE FIELD UNIFORMFUCK DA MOON TEESHOP THE TEE
White FUCK DA MOON mug concept
02 / MORALE EQUIPMENTHOT LIQUID. COLD GRUDGE.DESIGN PREVIEW / AWAITING SHOP APPROVAL
Moon prohibition sticker concept
03 / TERRITORY MARKERTHE ANTI-MOON STICKERDESIGN PREVIEW / AWAITING SHOP APPROVAL
Yellow FUCK DA MOON propaganda poster with the Moon prohibition logo.
04 / WALL-BASED DIPLOMACYTHE OFFICIAL NOTICESHOP THE POSTER

SUPPLIES FOR A DARKER TOMORROW. PRINTED AND SHIPPED BY SPREADSHOP.

VISIT THE QUARTERMASTER ↗

Checkout, product details and delivery options are provided by Spreadshop.

FILE 004 / RECRUITMENT IS OPENNO LUNAR EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
Full cratered Moon crossed out by a prohibition sign

FUCK DA MOON!!!
BLOW IT UP.

EST. WHEN WE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH

YOUR PLANET NEEDS YOUR SPITE.

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STARTING RANK: PRIVATE (FIRST CRATER)BENEFITS: LESS MOON.
OUR DEMANDS ARE SIMPLETHE SKY BELONGS TO THE NIGHT.

TAKE BACKTHE NIGHT SKY.

A DARKER TOMORROW.
FOR EVERYONE.

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